Zelda/Boner/The_Internet/Life

Posted: December 10th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 23 Comments »

stfu

this is gem.

FORUM ARC/HOW THE INTERNET WORKS:

Person 1: Question!

Person 2: stfu.

P1: make me.

P2: Are you listening to me?

P1: Duh, are you listening to me?

P3, P4, P5: Information wants to be free! ftw! F m$!

p6: wtf is going on here. so…Question?

p8: answer = ø.

until next time,

Yahoo! Hi, STFU!


an endless procession of juvenalia

Posted: September 8th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: mike | Tags: , , , , | 5 Comments »

ADDENDUM COURTESY OF MAGIC EIGHTBALL:

RAPER MAG

RAPER MAG


Waves: crashing; spitting game.

Posted: August 7th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

read my lips.

please.


There is no LA ligature

Posted: April 29th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: mike | Tags: | No Comments »


RICH TEXT PEGBOARD

Posted: April 28th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: mike | 1 Comment »

HANG ME


Geronimo and the Personal Monument

Posted: March 23rd, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: mike | Tags: , , | 9 Comments »

Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me, for I have sinned and am performing the only penance at hand: a forced mini-vacation in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

This is no sleepy hollow, nor is it but a stop on the Trucker’s Atlas. This is a one-stoplight relic of a town that sits somewhere between Hitchcock’s Bates roadside motel and a sun-soaked refuge for the weary, lost and flotsam of our modern age. There are twelve motels, two museums, one gas station and a 110-degree aquifer that broils the town from underfoot. A ditch in an outhouse is a bath; a ditch in the road is a sidewalk.

But what of the museums?

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Acid Mothers Nomenclature

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: mike | Tags: , , , , | 4 Comments »

amttour
FACT*: There are more people alive today than have ever existed in human history.
FACT**: There are over 995,112 words in the English language.
FACT***: There are, according to scientific analysis, an indeterminable number of bands in the world, musical or otherwise.
CONCLUSION****: The number of untaken good band names should be somewhere between 10^6 and infinity, give or take a standard deviation or two.
Given these facts, how has society, masters and masses alike, fallen into the trap of repetitive and recursive derivatives of the known axioms that lead to successful band naming? And why do my band names always suck?
First, let us enumerate and explore our traditions:

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